See that sign there? It’s the one that has been out the front of our house for the past 4 weeks. See that sticker right there on that sign? Oh, that would be A SOLD STICKER ON THE SIGN OUTSIDE OUR HOUSE. See the date up there at the top of your screen? Why, yes it is Thursday. The Thursday before the auction that was meant to happen on Saturday morning. See that crazy woman jumping around with glee and happiness and sweet relief and mostly high on the fact that there are NO MORE OPEN HOUSES? That would be me.