Our Debrief panel from last year has had a makeover and today we launched the new segment aptly named Afternoon Delight. It’s quite scary really, going on TV and looking like you have some kind of opinion on something, whilst appearing coherent and looking like I was not not dragged backwards through a hedge. But my GOSH is it fun!
My day starts out with a text message to Mrs Woog asking if she approves of my frock choice. It usually looks like this:
This frock is 4 years old from Cue. Still works and usually only when I have been doing exercise as it’s tight. Then it’s a 2 hour drive to the big smoke (me talking to myself out loud in the car working out my responses to questions) for some lunch and a trip in to hair and make up where the false eyelashes are applied and the selfies are aplenty. I mean, usually during the week I’ve gone to trouble if I’ve had a shower and put deodorant on.
Mrs Woog usually then takes 154 photos of me in quick succession like some kind of crazed super model photographer pepped up on coke requesting pouts and poses a go-go. People kind of look at us strangely in the green room throughout the shoot. I’m OK with that because it’s quite different from my usual 1.30pm folding of the washing. BTW my knockers look MASSIVE in this frock. Should have thought that through.
Then it’s time to go on set. And this is when I get NERFOUS. Kris is always a nice distraction, but mostly it’s NERFOUS. There are count downs and lights and taking and COUNTDOWNS…and then you are on!
And you fumble and stuff up all the lines you were GOING to say, but it’s a rush and by gosh is it good fun. And then it’s over and I get in the car and drive 2 hours home. And that’s how it goes. This week it’s on a Thursday but going forward from next week it will be on every Friday arvo, around 2.10pm.
What are your thoughts on cyber bullying and teenage sleepovers?
Worst in the week? Best bit of it?
Got bigger knockers than me?