The baby! The baby! THE BABY!
Hilarious? In her own little ways, yes.
Able to walk yet? Why no, no she isn’t. Thanks for asking. And yes, she is almost 14 mths old.
Kamikaze nutbag? Yes. Completely.
FRUSTRATED? H to the ELL to the Y to the EAH.
Exhausting? What was who she that you he said what…zzzzzzzzz?
She has some new tricks though and this little clip managed to capture them all in the space of 50 odd seconds. She does this, then stacks, screams into floods of tears. Rinse & Repeat. Then the same, except instead of falling over, pulls her sister’s hair who then screams. Rinse & Repeat. I am having SO MUCH FUN parenting at the moment! It’s relentless. And I am looking down the barrel of many weeks of this. I think this Christmas I am going to take pills and drink gin and wake up sometime in the new year.
Anyway. The clip. It stars:
1. The solo stand. She is very proud of this.
2. The hopping on knees baby hopper weird thing that she does which she thinks is awesome. If she could say “Hi, I’m Harper Macdonald and this is my cool trick” she would say it.
3. Her “walking”. Because she can’t do it standing up, she figures that so long as her feet are flat on the ground, then she is walking. I really hope she figures this shit out because it will make for an interesting day at Primary School orientation when she walks in like that.
Anyway, I’m off to the doctor to get me some Valium. Or xanax. Or something….