I picked up Daisy from daycare this week and as we were packing up her stuff her carer said to me “It’s good to know that Daisy is well informed at home”. Words that sent shivers up my spine. What HAD she said? Would she have finally decided to say fuck just to see what kind of response she would get given that she has heard it FAR too many times? Dear God what had she said?! I timidly replied “Oh why? (dear god what did she say). What did she, ah, say?”. “Just that bulls have penises and cows have udders!”. HUGE SIGH OF RELIEF. “Well yes, yes they do.” We all had a little chuckle about it and I just kept thinking to myself THANK GOD and for the love of God try to stop swearing at home…it’s only a matter of time! That and that her grandfather who lives in the country and has cattle would be SO proud.