ABCDEFGHI-Saturday-LMNOPQRSTUVYZ-now I know my ABC’s how I wonder what you are
Twinkle, twinkle little star. How I wonder how you are
NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnO (the lead up to this no can honestly go for up to 30 seconds and the O of the NO is SO loud and up-ended and abrupt that it drives me to distraction
Go Away (to her poor suffering father waaaay too much)
I not love you for EVER (yeah OK I know I asked you something completely outrageous like brushing your hair, or heaven forbid putting some clothes on)
(To the baby via my belly button) Hiyo yittle baby, I your big sister!
(To me) You right Mum? Love you